Wise adviceMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after boys because you'll only end up with a baby in your stomach." I never quite understood his advice until one Christmas, I was gardening with my best friend Rosemary. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was horrible and spooky sounds came from deep within. Rosemary saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
Artistic Inspiration or How I Drew Babies PoopingA young woman named Anna loved making art, and practiced creating all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical boobs, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Gothum, and a portrait of Johnny Depp that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby rose for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in creating to create the most beautiful deviation depicting babies pooping anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, rose!"
I Am Batman!Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Richard who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Batman. He trained every day for 7 hours in order to beat his rival, The Awesome Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Richard came armed with a golden llama and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Richard emerged as the Manly victor! His achievement is celebrated every Christmas.